Carl! That Kills People!

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White

(Source: ashleyk4y)

(Source: iraffiruse)

belovings:

i love this

belovings:

i love this

lickgold:

flvke:

we r cute af

The cutest babes ever love you both together

lickgold:

flvke:

we r cute af

The cutest babes ever love you both together

Drunken monologues, confused because

It’s not like I’m falling in love, I just want you to do me no good.

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

tech-0ne:

godly-s0ul:

Goals

Reblog everytime this is on my dash

tech-0ne:

godly-s0ul:

Goals

Reblog everytime this is on my dash

(Source: benjamin-mutt)

This song says it all..

comedycentral:

"Spreading democracy in the Middle East is so hard. Maybe we shouldn’t have done it Second Amendment first." -Jon Stewart

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

(Source: sassykardashian)

takesmore:

Jack Kilmer and Emma Roberts by Gia Coppola 

I just can’t stop being depressed..

don’t worry love, I hate myself more than you ever could.

—more relevant now at 8:27pm than ever (via serenityandparadise)